6.13.2006

POLO NIXES DUKE APPAREL DEAL

In the wake of J.J. Redick's DWI and the lacrosse team scandal, Polo has terminated its 7-year, $25 million contract with the Duke athletic department as the school's official off-the-field apparel.

A source close to the situation cited photos of Duke players Reade Seligmann and J.J. Redick sporting Polo at the time of their arrests, as well as a clause in the contract that prohibited Duke players from "defacing the horse."

Ralph Lauren declined comment, while Coach K was busy recruiting in Hell.

***For you morons out there, this is a joke****


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5 comments:

  1. Jamie Mottram7:58 AM

    The last time I was down South was in/around Atlanta last year and every single white guy in his 20s was wearing a Polo shirt. It's truly amazing.

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  2. Anonymous10:16 AM

    mr. irrelevant = perfect name for the author of that comment

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  3. Anonymous2:50 PM

    how many white guys did you see in black mans paradise, the ATL

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  4. Awful Announcing-4:46 PM

    I think the Popped Collar Polo disease is quickly spreading across the nation.

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  5. Anonymous11:33 AM

    As an added twist, both of Ralph Lauren's children, David and Dylan, are Duke graduates. Perhaps Ralph is regretting sending them there now?

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