APPALACHIAN STATE WON'T GO AWAY

We said immediately after Saturday's game that Appalachian State will haunt you for the rest of your life, but this is getting ridiculous.

As if it isn't bad enough to be on ESPNews every 5 minutes (with a Jim Carty interview, no less!) and in our nightmares, Michigan fans are even reminded how shitty we are during crappy Adam Sandler movies.

As Little Bird pointed out while watching "The Longest Yard" yesterday, there's a scene where even Sandler rips the Mounties:

Sandler: All right. Relatively simple. You need a tune-up game.

Other Dude: A tune-up game?

Sandler: Yeah. In college, we'd start every season against Appalachian State or some slack Division II team. Kick the living shit out of them. Get their confidence up.

Will the torture ever end???