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T-5. NY Jets

Skinny: This looks like a 3rd grader's doddle - we like it already.
T-5. New England Patriots

Skinny: Very childish like the Jets' old dome. We love this helmet painting football as America's true past time, "a game Revolutionary War soldiers played during downtime." Almost as absurd a connection as the Miami Dolphins' logo.
4. Denver Broncos

Skinny: Some might say these are outdated, we say a big orange "D" donned by the likes of John Elway, Steve Atwater, Karl Mecklenburg and Tom Jackson are evergreen. The orange jerseys really accentuated these.
3. Houston Oilers

Skinny: This is how we picture the creation of the Oilers' look:
Owner: "First, we need team colors. Work with me here - what do you associate with oil?"
Designer: "Death, destruction, global warming, acid rain, pollution, greed, corruption...."
Owner: "Hmmm.... I got it: red and baby blue."
Designer: "I hate you."
2. Denver Broncos

Skinny: Most NFL helmets are quite boring. This older Broncos' helmet, on the other hand, completely flies in the face of convention: the horse is just wilin' out. Look at this thing: it's already pulled a Smarty Jones and broken its neck, jaw and both front legs.
1. Tampa Bay Buccaneers

Skinny: Using a ridonkulous red & orange color scheme, the Bucs got the shit knocked out of them for 20 years in these puppies. Real.
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