More on Condoms....

After the used condom post, I looked for more comedy in them. I'm on this site AVERT, (HIV/AIDS prevention), which seems like a huge operation - I don't want to overlook that. But it's time to update the "if he uses this exuse, then respond with this" section.

Excuse: It does not feel as good with a condom
Answer: I'll feel more relaxed, If I am more relaxed, I can make it feel better for you.

E: I don't stay hard when I put on a condom
A: I'll help you put it on, that will help you keep it hard.

E: I can't feel a thing when I wear a condom
A: Maybe that way you'll last even longer and that will make up for it

1) These aren't responsible responses, they are soft-core porno lines

2) Where is "Go fuck yourself" on this list???


Sorry, I just had to post this image again