We'll let you guys decide...
Rhode Island College Anchormen *
Skinny: Please tell us the students dress up as Ron Burgundy before each game.
Converse All-Stars
Skinny: We love the "Hoosiers" look for the Cagers, but the football team must really suck ass....
Brooklyn College Bridges
Skinny: Would definitely win a contest for the dumbest nickname in college sports, hence a front-runner for this award as well....
Gettysburg Bullets
Skinny: Very un-PC... we just want to see a headline in the student paper read "BLOOD BATH!"
Washington & Lee Generals
Skinny: Now the most offensive name in college sports, hands down... I wonder what the reception would be like if they played at Grambling...
Whitman Missionaries
Skinny: This school is a fraud if students don't take years off for service, like at BYU... does on-the-field trash talk include, "I'll convert your bitch ass..."?
Rhode Island School of Design Nads (hockey team)
Skinny: Needs a PA announcer that, after each goal, yells "SPLOOOOOOOOOOOOGE!"
* Also the nickname for Puget Sound

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