NEWEST ADDITION TO CFB "ALL-NAME TEAM"

With Richie Rich already locking down the running back position, we've found some offensive firepower to complement him at Marshall: wide receiver Darius Passmore.

(It goes without saying that he'll be lining up across from Florida St.'s De'Cody Fagg, not pronounced "Fog" or "Fay-g" - just "Fag"...)

Please, please tell me Passmore is the next Terrell Owens...