WHO'S THE BIGGER DOUCHE?

We feel like a lot of people don't realize President George W. Bush and "Access Hollywood" host Billy Bush are cousins. Since both of them are running our country into the ground in their own separate way, we decided to find out once and for all who is the bigger douche:

BILLY BUSH

Occupation: "Access Hollywood" host
D.O.B.: Oct. 13, 1971 (34 years old)
Given Name: William Hall Bush
College: Colby
Looks Like... The Devil
Obnoxious Climax: Asking Naomi Watts "Watts Up?!" at the Academy Awards
Biggest Critic: Billy Crystal - called other Billy "the most annoying man in show business" (seriously)

GEORGE W. BUSH

Occupation: President of the United States
D.O.B.: July 6, 1946 (60 years old)
Given Name: George Walker Bush
College: Yale
Looks Like... A chimpanzee
Obnoxious Climax: "The Pet Goat" debacle
Biggest Critic: Michael Moore - tried to ruin George W.'s life for past 5 years