JIANLIAN: BIG PIMPIN', SPENDING YIS

We don't want to stereotype, but it's hard to imagine Yi Jianlian NOT being a huge stiff. But we gotta admit, after seeing a picture of his longtime girlfriend, Li Yahong (kind of like the Vanessa Minnillo of China), maybe he has more game than we thought.

Shit, Yi could be the highlight of the Green Room tonight (that is, unless Greg Oden's tramp shows up and starts handing out lap dances...):



Man, Yao has some catching up to do...