THIS CAN'T BE LIFE... THIS CAN'T BE LOVE...

Is that the Horseman of Pestilence I see riding up on Barbaro in the distance?

Normally we don't blog about things you've probably already seen on Deadspin. But in this case, we're making an exception.

Marko Jaric has just replaced Luis Scola as our least favorite foreign player after news arrived that he is dating Victoria's Secret super model Adriana Lima - the most famous virgin since A.C. Green.

This Marko Jaric? The one that can't put his shirt on forward?

What is this world coming to?