THE WORLD'S HOTTEST WAG: FINALE

Here are the results from the Sweet 16:

1) Cheryl Cole def. 4) Carly Zucker: 2,528-683
3) Minka Kelly def. 2) Yesica Toscanini: 1,213-816

4) Jennifer Walcott def. 1) Gisele Bundchen: 1,639-1,267
2) Alena Seredova def. 3) Anara Atanes: 1,549-1,108

1) Abigail Clancy def. 4) Nereida Gallardo: 1,490-1,095
2) Oksana Andersson def. 3) Jessica Simpson: 1,584-1,063

1) Adriana Lima def. 4) Jennifer Metcalfe: 1,750-757
3) Sylvie van der Vaart def. 2) Carmella Decesare: 1,532-977

Not too many surprises here except Jennifer Walcott's anihiliation of Gisele Bundchen, adding insult to injury for Tom Brady. Tom: If it makes you feel any better, we still find her attractive. Kind of.

Judging from the results, Cole and Walcott have to be considered the frontrunners at this point.

Now on to business.

How's this for a flip on your face: Did we say a week per round? Screw that.

Instead of milking as many hits out of this as we can, we're taking the 8 winners from the Sweet 16, minus Alena Seradova - judging by the last round, she doesn't have a shot at the title and would only be the Ralph Nader of WAGs.

On top of that, we're throwing out the seeds and going grimey McGrimerson with a WWF Royal Rumble-style finale to decide this thing.

Let's get ready to rumbllllllllllllllllllllllllllle!!!!

Cheryl Cole

Husband: Ashley Cole (Chelsea FC)

Age: 25

Occupation: Singer, "Girls Aloud"

Country: England










VS.

Minka Kelly

Boyfriend: Derek Jeter (New York Yankees)

Age: 28

Occupation: Actress, "Friday Night Lights"

Country: USA









VS.

Jennifer Walcott

Fiance: Adam Archuleta (F/A)

Age: 31

Occupation: Model

Country: USA










VS.

Abigail Clancy

Husband: Peter Crouch (Portsmouth)

Age: 22

Occupation: Model

Country: England









VS.

Oksana Andersson

Boyfriend: Christian Wilhelmsson (Al-Hilal)

Age: 24

Occupation: Model & Actress

Country: Russia









VS.

Adriana Lima

Fiance: Marko Jaric (Memphis Grizzlies)

Age: 27

Occupation: Model, Victoria's Secret

Country: Brazil










VS.

Sylvie van der Vaart

Husband: Rafael van der Vaart (Real Madrid)

Age: 30

Occupation: Model & TV Personality

Country: Holland

THE WORLD'S HOTTEST WAG: SWEET 16

Editor's Note: You're still on the Sweet 16? Get with it dog, we're onto The Finals. Boy are you in for a surprise...


MONROE REGIONAL

1) Cheryl Cole

Husband: Ashley Cole (Chelsea FC)

Age: 25

Occupation: Singer, "Girls Aloud"

Country: England










VS.

4) Carly Zucker

Fiance: Joe Cole (Chelsea FC)

Age: 23

Occupation: Personal trainer

Country: England





















2) Yesica Toscanini

Boyfriend: Juan Roman Riquelme (Boca Juniors)

Age: 22

Occupation: Model

Country: Argentina










VS.

3) Minka Kelly

Boyfriend: Derek Jeter (New York Yankees)

Age: 28

Occupation: Actress, "Friday Night Lights"

Country: USA





















HILTON REGIONAL

1) Gisele Bundchen

Boyfriend: Tom Brady (New England Patriots)

Age: 28

Occupation: Model, Victoria's Secret

Country: Brazil










VS.

4) Jennifer Walcott

Fiance: Adam Archuleta (F/A)

Age: 31

Occupation: Model

Country: USA





















2) Alena Seredova

Fiance: Gigi Buffon (Juventus FC)

Age: 30

Occupation: Model & Actress

Country: Czech Republic










VS.

3) Anara Atanes

Boyfriend: Kieran Richardson (Sunderland)

Age: 20

Occupation: Model

Country: England





















POSH REGIONAL

1) Abigail Clancy

Husband: Peter Crouch (Portsmouth)

Age: 22

Occupation: Model

Country: England










VS.

4) Nereida Gallardo

Ex-Boyfriend: Cristiano Ronaldo (Manchester United)

Age: 25

Occupation: Model

Country: Spain





















2) Oksana Andersson

Boyfriend: Christian Wilhelmsson (Al-Hilal)

Age: 24

Occupation: Model & Actress

Country: Russia










VS.

3) Jessica Simpson

Boyfriend: Tony Romo (Dallas Cowboys)

Age: 28

Occupation: Singer, Actress

Country: USA





















SHIELDS REGIONAL

1) Adriana Lima

Fiance: Marko Jaric (Memphis Grizzlies)

Age: 27

Occupation: Model, Victoria's Secret

Country: Brazil










VS.

4) Jennifer Metcalfe

Boyfriend: Jermaine Pennant (Liverpool)

Age: 23

Occupation: Actress & Model

Country: England














2) Carmella Decesare

Husband: Jeff Garcia (Tampa Bay Bucs)

Age: 26

Occupation: Model

Country: USA










VS.

3) Sylvie van der Vaart

Husband: Rafael van der Vaart (Real Madrid)

Age: 30

Occupation: Model & TV Personality

Country: Holland