"GAY PORN" PUSHES SAPP TO RETIREMENT

Man, we are really going to miss Warren Sapp.

From failing seven drugs tests at The U (seven!) to his Beyonce dance to calling Mike Sherman a "lying, shiteating hound" - Sapp was always in the middle of something crazy.

And how about this for a finale? When explaining why he flipped out his second to last game in the NFL, Sapp put it like this to SI:

"It was something that was really, really on the edge of like, gay porn. When it's real bad football, that's what we call it: gay porn.

Something you just don't want to watch. Something you just don't want to see on TV. Something you don't even want to talk about. That's gay porn."

No arguments here, although after watching late-night Channel 35 for the past 3 years, we'd say Sapp isn't giving transexual porn its due.

And with that Beyonce booty on him, Militia from American Gladiators must be devastated.

P.S. We have a hunch there's going to be a lot of gay porn in Ann Arbor this fall.