File this under "When Being Real Goes Wrong."
The interwebs (ugh, we can't stand when people use that word!) are crawling with word that ESPN anchor and UM alum Dana Jacobson has been suspended for reportedly screaming "F--- Notre Dame!" "F--- Touchdown Jesus!" and just plain ole' "F--- Jesus!" (Update: this last part is now being strongly denied by those in attendance).
We really picture this like the "Kill Whitey!!!!" moment in Black Sheep when Chris Farley goes ape shit and the crowd reaction goes from A) Raucous applause to B) Awkward laughter to C) Dead silence, in a matter of 10 seconds.
Don't worry Dana, I'm sure this won't haunt you for the rest of your life...
Posted by The Realests at 4:48 PM