CHOKEYES FLAWLESS IN TITLE ENCORE

Sorry Jim, no weasel laugh this time (that Miami game seems pretty distant all of a sudden, doesn't it?).

Get ready for another year of hearing:

#1) The SEC just has too much speed for the Big 10 to compete.

#2) The Big Ten is still stuck in the 1960s (seriously Herbie, don't you think that was a bit of an exaggeration?).

Also get ready for lots of lame tOSU jokes on message boards, like: "Who stunk up New Orleans more: Ohio State or Hurricane Katrina?" We know, it's really insensitive - but these people are losers.

Our final thought is one word: implosion.

Too bad it will be stuck with the Ohio State program for the next 5 years.

Gee golly, Two-Drive Tressel really put together a great gameplan tonight, didn't he? To EXACTLY replicate last year's performance of starting hot, then putting on a performance about as watchable as 2 Girls 1 Cup (go ahead, you know you want to Google it).... Well, we're speechless.

Like always, YouTube puts it best: