He might not be the craziest person in the music industry, but he's definitely the biggest douche. Move over Britney (are we the only ones that were disappointed she wasn't on Rihanna's "Umbrella" remix? That could have sealed the deal for her...); Akon is the Realest of the Year - just clean that shit off your teeth before you come up and accept the award.
Why Akon?
Take a quick look at his year:
February: In an interview with Independent, Akon defends owning a diamond mine in South Africa after the uproar caused by Blood Diamond with the following:
"I don't even believe in conflict diamonds. That's just a movie. Think about it. Ain't nobody thought about nothing about no conflict diamonds until the movie came out. Where was all that shit before the movie?...
It's no different from The Blair Witch Project. Everybody thought that was real."
That's deep, bro. "Ain't nobody thought about nothing about no" could be our new catch-phrase.
April: Everyone's seen this, so let's just roll the footage on Akon dry humping some 15-year-old in Trinidad. Talk about blue balls:
1.09.2008
2007 REALEST OF THE YEAR: AKON
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HAHAHA that year was a pretty busy and tight year for Akon, do you not think so?? LOL
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