Press Release about last week

A written statement has been released to the general public in regards to last week's Un-Realest of the Week award:

"My policy has always been - and will always be - squeeze first, ask questions last. Sometimes, it backfires. I have no further comment."

Realests of the Week

Fred Smoot and Mike Tice. Smoot for throwing an orgy-party and Tice just for being Tice.

"Minnesota Vikings players are being investigated in connection with a lake cruise that turned into a wild sex party last week on Lake Minnetonka. The party became so out of control that crew members on the two yachts were offered money for sex and feared for their safety...

The excursion Thursday on two yachts owned by Al & Alma's Supper Club and Charter Cruises in Mound, Minn., was organized by first-year Vikings safety Fred Smoot and possibly two other players...


Unrealest of the Week


Yeah, I said it.

Slackin on our pimpin?

Don't you mean, "slackin on they mackin', slippin' on they pimpin'"...

The only person I know that says slackin on they pimpin' is Jermaine Dupri.

As Jay would say, "There's some food for thought - you do the dishes."

Anyone else want to come at us (that goes for the spam people that advertise on our site as well).



Realest of the Week

Women's basketball player Ivana Mandic. I know, it seems like a made up name, but....


Jay's thoughts:

What's my motherfuckin name?
And who I'm rollin with huh?
N***** better get it right, bitches better get it right