JOHN TUCKER MUST DIE

We'll never be confused for a celebrity blog, but what happened to our boy John Tucker last night was just wrong (by the way, it's one of our Top 10 Movies of All-Time along with Zoolander, She's The Man and You Got Served).

Is it just us, or have we all seen a million fights like outside the frats: Some dude gets jacked in the face, the other guy acts real hard and keeps screaming shit but never actually does anything.

Man, we miss college.