Heisman Trophy winner, two-time National Champion, on every magazine in America, about to be a millionaire.......... well someone call the Boob Patrol because now he is hooking up with Kristin from Laguna Beach. Most people probably didn't catch this on last night's show - it's about to be in every tabloid. There's something noble about picking a 17-year old out of any girl in the country to hook up with. Making the story even better, ESPN the Mag just came out with a cute little story about him and his longtime girlfriend on the USC women's basketball team.
I would say Leinart is realer than Pat O'Brien - but then I realized O'Brien has probably slammed her as well.
Said Leinart in a press release: "The great thing about high school girls is that I keep getting older - and they stay the same age"
R. Kelly just peed his pants thinking about a Golden Shower with Kristin...
The old girlfriend... As Jigga would say: "Like bringing a knife to a gun fight, a pen to a test..."
Posted by The Realests at 11:51 PM