Did you note the sarcasm there?
Found this excerpt interesting from an SI article on the Syracuse spring game. Said junior center Jim McKenzie after singing the school fight song with his teammates afterward:
"That was the first feeling of a unified team that I've had in a long time."
Uh, that's not a good sign when the Michigan defense was already pointing fingers at each other and taking swings at coaches by the end of last season.
Did you note the sarcasm there?
Posted by The Realests at 8:46 PM
The story of wonderboy Todd Marinovich and his Daddy Dearest father, Marv.
This is some mind-blowing shit - and not just because Marinovich has been dropping acid for the last 20 years straight.
Posted by The Realests at 12:06 AM
This feels like our April Fools' joke, but we assure you it is not: Greg Paulus could be Michigan's starting quarterback this fall (FoxSports.com).
OK, it's definitely time for the Nic Cage Triplets Face:
So he's had more balls in his face over the last 4 years than Kobe Tai (as evidenced here, here, here and here).
And yes, we're already on the Tate Forcier bandwagon after one beautiful touchdown pass in the Spring Game.
But this is a GENIUS move by Rich Rodriguez. We don't have any more insight into Paulus' game than what you're already reading: He was unreal in high school and would be a perfect fit for the spread.
All we have to say right now is that it's about time Dick Rod started finding loopholes to exploit (seriously, what were we paying you for???) and we need all the QBs we can get when this dude's our backup.
Oh, and if this pisses off the rest of the coaches in the Big 10, all the better.
We are SO back.
Posted by The Realests at 10:14 AM
Yeah, this is gonna be funny:
We love that after Borat people were saying, "I don't think he'll be able to do another movie now that he's so famous." Hello, do you realize how many morons there are in this world???
Let's hope he was able to track down these dudes:
Posted by The Realests at 11:19 PM
Well it only took Kayne West 5 years to realize his Monster Ego act had worn thin. After getting put on blast by "South Park" last night, he posted this message on his blog:
"AS LONG AS PEOPLE THINK I ACT LIKE A BITCH THIS TYPE OF SHIT WILL HAPPEN TO ME. I GOT A LONG ROAD AHEAD OF ME TO MAKE PEOPLE BELIEVE I'M NOT ACTUALLY A HUGE DOUCHE BUT I'M UP FOR THE CHALLENGE."
Easy on the Caps lock, 'Ye!
But seriously, it's quite refreshing to see a prima donna come out and call himself a douche these days. Maybe someone else can take Kanye's lead...
Posted by The Realests at 4:00 PM
Very disappointing tournament full of blowouts and favorites. But don't worry: We boiled down the Dance to the Top 5 moments for you:
5. From Way Downtown - Bang!
4. Good-son to the Last Drop
3. "Onions! Double Order!"
2. Scottie Too Hotty
1. Whale Porn
Was there ever any doubt?
See you all next year.
Posted by The Realests at 9:27 AM
That's it: We're buying Knick tickets for tomorrow night's game.
I mean how often can you go to Madison Square Garden and chant "MVP! MVP! MVP!" - well aside from when LeBron and Kobe are in town??
Now you can do it every night folks, because Courtney Sims has been named D-League MVP!!!
Forget that this title is somewhere between Ohio State valedictorian and being a bastard child of Shawn Kemp in terms of prestige - you've gotta give it up for Sims working his ass off the last couple years.
This is going to sound like blasphemy, but is Courtney Sims right now better than Greg Oden?
Yeah, we said it.
Posted by The Realests at 7:10 PM
Well this should cheer Sparty fans up:
Paul Davis on the Millionaire Matchmaker.
You can't make this stuff up.
Wait, was Paul Davis just described as a "basketball sensation"? I just made the Nic Cage "Triplets?!?!?" face.
Next, someone needs to look into Paul Davis's finances. A millionaire? We think not.
And you know you're in trouble when the orange lady from Millionaire Matchmaker is saying you have 0 personality:
Posted by The Realests at 11:25 PM
There was really only one way for MTV to redeem itself after disastrous experiment known as "The Island" and the worst Real World season ever:
C.T. jacking people in the face.
From the man that brought you "I will work you, dog!!!!" - behold:
That's what I'm talkin' about!!!!!
See you next Wednesday at 10 PM.
Posted by The Realests at 10:01 AM
How's that to pick up your day???
In "Fuckin' Shitballs!!!" news, Jason King of Yahoo! has literally just broken news that the nation's #1 basketball recruit, SG Xavier Henry, has already bailed on Memphis with the departure of John Calipari and will instead become a MICHIGAN MAN!!!
Henry's father, Carl, has confirmed the report.
Apparently, Xavier became enamored with Big Blue while watching the Dance and had an impromptu 30-minute talk with Johnny B after hearing about Cal-to-Kentucky.
Oh, and it didn't hurt he LOVES the Fab Five.
Said Carl: "Xavier's already got his black socks picked out."
A press conference is scheduled at 4:00 PM for his Oklahoma City High School, which will be broadcast live on ESPNEWS.
(FYI: It's pronounced "Zah-vee-A", not Xavier like the school - better get used to saying it!)
Needless to say, this is the biggest recruiting haul since the Fab Five and instantly puts Michigan in the 2010 national title hunt. Now please pardon us while we go barf up our Pop Tart.
Savor this link, people. (Yahoo!)
Posted by The Realests at 1:11 PM