Realest of September

Everyone relax, the blog isn't dead.

Realest of September: Barbara Bush. This one almost slipped by me, but now it's time to humiliate her.

Barbara on Hurricane Katrina evacues: "What I'm hearing, which is sort of scary, is they all want to stay in Texas. Everyone is so overwhelmed by the hospitality. And so many of the people in the arena here, you know, were underprivileged anyway, so this is working very well for them."

BTW, Kanye West's stunt would have been real - except it was done by Kanye West, who is turning out to be an elephant douche.