I give you... DERELICTE

Now that I am babysitting Buckley, I've realized he has a very regimented morning schedule. It goes like this:

1. Wake up nearest human
2. Wait by the door to go out
3. Find street vent and pee in it
4. Go to Central Park
5. Pound fools
6. Find pile of mud
7. Lie in it
8. Go back home
9. Drink a lot of water
10. Sleep

1 comment:

zima said...

sounds like me...