About to hit another milestone

As we near our 2,000th hit, we just want to thank everyone for continuing to support us (and by everyone, we mean Zubin, Steiny, Laju and Ratner). You stuck with us through a lot of shit, and we appreciate that. We do it for y'all. And even when this site is getting a million hits a day, we'll never forget where we came from and who was there for us. Thanks and please join us in commemorating the 2,000th hit.

Complete Bullshit

How is this guy up for the Weblog Awards and we aren't?

http://boifromtroy.com/

And talk about shameless self-promotion: one of his posts gathering votes is entitled "Rally Behind the Fag!"

(may we also point out the pictures of gay guys riding penis statues and holding their junk in their hands)

Realest of the Week

Tish, who has to be the first person averaging 3 PPG in his career to demand a trade. Note to Donnie Walsh and Larry Bird: Artest for Tish? I think the Pacers would be getting a steal....


Timberwolves Tskitishvili Issues Trade Demand
Dec 9 - One day after criticizing the Timberwolves for not living up to the promises of playing time, Nikoloz Tskitishvili told the St. Paul Pioneer Press Thursday that he wants to be traded. "I understand they're playing really well, but I'm tired," he said. "This is my fourth year. This is a little bit disrespect. You've got to give me a little chance, better than this."
Tskitishvili's agent, Ara Vartanian, said his client appreciates the opportunity the organization gave him, but a trade seems best for all parties.

Food for Thought

1) Go to google
2) Type in "George Bush middle finger" (with quotation marks included)
3) Click on images
4) Explain the photo

Diamonds are Forever!!!!

Diamond Dallas Sues Jay-Z Over 'Diamond Cutter' Hand Sign
12.06.2005 4:31 PM EST

Wrestler claims he invented the two-handed gesture years ago.

Former pro wrestler Diamond Dallas Page is suing Jay-Z, claiming the hip-hop heavyweight has illegally adopted his trademark hand gesture — the "Diamond Cutter" — as his own.

The suit, filed in Los Angeles Federal Court on Friday, accuses Jay-Z and Roc-A-Fella Records of trademark and copyright infringement as well as misappropriation of the hand symbol. Page is seeking an injunction (meaning Jay-Z would be prohibited from using the gesture) and unspecified monetary damages.

Page's lawyer, George Gallegos, said Diamond Dallas (born Page Falkinberg) brought the legal action against the Def Jam CEO in order to protect his livelihood.

"People would come up to him and ask him if he was letting Jay-Z use it or if he had licensed it to him," Gallegos said of the symbol, which he claims his client created in 1996 and copyrighted years ago. "People [would also] say he's using Jay-Z's sign."

On the cover of Page's new book, "Yoga for Regular Guys: The Best Damn Workout on the Planet!," he can be seen sporting a T-shirt of the hand gesture. On his Web site, the same image can be seen above the words "A symbol of excellence since 1996."


Gallegos said he first took the hand-gesture matter directly to Jay's lawyers, but they were not receptive, saying that the real issue was how Diamond Dallas was using Jay's symbol inappropriately. Gallegos said he provided the rapper's people with magazine covers, various Dallas merchandise and video footage dating back to the mid-1990s showing Page throwing the "Cutter."

"If you look at [Jay-Z's] 'Encore' video you can see fans using the 'Diamond Cutter' sign, and in video of Diamond Dallas ... if you only looked at the fans from both those tapes, you'd think it's the same person performing," Gallegos said. "Jay-Z and Roc-A-Fella Records use this symbol to promote themselves, to promote their artists, to promote their music and to promote their fanbase. People have come to recognize [Page by this symbol], and the way that it's being used by Jay-Z and Roc-A-Fella is taking value away from it and creating confusion upon the public."

Jay-Z's attorney, Michael Guido, could not be reached for comment. Calls to Jay-Z's label for comment were not returned.

Realest of the Week

Jeremy Shockey. Here is the vid of him celebrating the Giants win over the Seahawks. Man, I hate that Bald Eagle tattoo:

http://sportsbybrooks.com/jeremyshockey.gif

Realest of the Week

Jeremy Shockey. Here is the vid of him celebrating the Giants win over the Seahawks. Man, I hate that Bald Eagle tattoo:

http://sportsbybrooks.com/jeremyshockey.gif

Kanye's Callout

Everyone makes a big deal about Kanye's rant, but what about Chris Tucker asking people to send trucks?

http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/1604601/

Somehow SNL still fucks it up for a completely unfunny intro:

http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/1612968/

Ali G

Really twirks Alabama football fans, and player Shaud Williams (the skit afterward isn't bad either):

http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/24636/

7th Floor Crew Download

Can't stop going to the link to listen to the song?

Finally, the download is upon us:

http://www.radio-uncensored.com/

Right click at the bottom of this page.

- 5th Floor Crew

We're Back Bitches!!!

And if you weren't with us through the rough times, fuck ya'll.


We found inspiration in the Miami football team, who created this gem:

http://media.putfile.com/7th-Floor-Crew

And the Nittany Lion:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6772115120489474574&q=Nittany+lION

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=217969400013445906&q=Nittany+lION

And this dude, even if this story is bullshit:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/gawker/20051115/en_gawker/thelindsaylohanstory;_ylt=Ar65BxQJMGEMjmmFFE6BPZtxFb8C;_ylu=X3oDMTA5aHJvMDdwBHNlYwN5bmNhdA

And we can't tell if this is real or not - our guess is not:

http://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/entnews/eo/20051117/113227200000.html

Press Release about last week

A written statement has been released to the general public in regards to last week's Un-Realest of the Week award:

"My policy has always been - and will always be - squeeze first, ask questions last. Sometimes, it backfires. I have no further comment."

Realests of the Week

Fred Smoot and Mike Tice. Smoot for throwing an orgy-party and Tice just for being Tice.


"Minnesota Vikings players are being investigated in connection with a lake cruise that turned into a wild sex party last week on Lake Minnetonka. The party became so out of control that crew members on the two yachts were offered money for sex and feared for their safety...

The excursion Thursday on two yachts owned by Al & Alma's Supper Club and Charter Cruises in Mound, Minn., was organized by first-year Vikings safety Fred Smoot and possibly two other players...

Unrealest of the Week

Laju.

Yeah, I said it.

Slackin on our pimpin?

Don't you mean, "slackin on they mackin', slippin' on they pimpin'"...

The only person I know that says slackin on they pimpin' is Jermaine Dupri.

As Jay would say, "There's some food for thought - you do the dishes."

Anyone else want to come at us (that goes for the spam people that advertise on our site as well).

Respect.

Realest of the Week

Women's basketball player Ivana Mandic. I know, it seems like a made up name, but....


http://mirrors.meepzorp.com/nineronline.com/mandic/

Jay's thoughts:

What's my motherfuckin name?
And who I'm rollin with huh?
Uh-huh-uh-uhh-uhh-uhh
N***** better get it right, bitches better get it right

Un-Realest of the Week

Ashton Kutcher, who married Demi Moore the other day. For now, it's a great decision.... but there is only so long plastic surgery can hold on for. In about 5 years, Demi's gonna have bacon strips and Jamie Lynn Spears will have just turned 18.

Knowledge.

Jay: "Me give my heart to a woman?
Not for nothin, never happen
I'll be forever mackin
Heart cold as assassins, I got no passion
I got no patience
And I hate waitin.."
(Hey Hov, aren't those last two lines the same thing?)

Realest of the Week

BEANIE SIGEL IS BACK BITCHES

The trial of the century re-opens today but can't get too hyped.

Description from case: "a man fought with a go-go dancer in a bar, had a friendly exchange with Sigel, was accused of calling another woman a b---- and, eventually, was shot by Sigel over the comment."

Don't even get me started on lyrics for this one, just turn on your ipod, go to vol. 3, and throw on "dopeman".

case closed

Realest of September

Everyone relax, the blog isn't dead.

Realest of September: Barbara Bush. This one almost slipped by me, but now it's time to humiliate her.

Barbara on Hurricane Katrina evacues: "What I'm hearing, which is sort of scary, is they all want to stay in Texas. Everyone is so overwhelmed by the hospitality. And so many of the people in the arena here, you know, were underprivileged anyway, so this is working very well for them."

BTW, Kanye West's stunt would have been real - except it was done by Kanye West, who is turning out to be an elephant douche.

Michigan Football = Blue Balls

It's never felt better/worse to be a michigan wolverine.

Realest of the Week

Florida State WR De'Cody Fagg.

When we first saw this, we figured there must be a pronunciation like "Fog" or "Fayeg". Nope - it's just "Fag." Definitely the only highlights of the FSU-Miami game last night was Musburger saying his full name to avoid sounding like a homophobe (from this blog you already know he is a racist).

We are just waiting until the radio guy gets caught up in the moment and makes this call: "Weatherford drops back.... looks downfield... he's got A WIDE OPEN FAG in the end zone!... TOUCHDOWN SEMINOLES!!!!"

Jay quote oddly fitting the situation:

"My pops knew exactly what he did when he made me/Tried to get a nut and he got a nut and what"