THE HOTTEST WAG IN THE WORLD!!!

We've never been satisfied with the status quo here at The Realests.

And let's be real: Our blogging is a little formulaic. Ridiculous spots news item or Lil' Wayne lyric + Snarky comment = Post.

So we've decided to flip the script with a contest to decide the hottest Athlete "Wife and Girlfriend" IN THE WORLD, the likes of which no one has had the audacity to complete before (we're not counting this hatchet-job).

That's right, we're taking our creepiness to a whole new level.

Original? No. But we don't give a rat's ass. And since when do you need a reason to look at hot babes?

You know the drill: 65 teams, NCAA Tournament style to decide the champion. We are still in the process of "researching" the candidates, so feel free to send in your submissions (the bigger the find, the better - like Deepika Padukone.)

Just to give you a little tease, we're already releasing the #1 seeds for the tournament:

Cheryl Cole (pictured, and recently voted the hottest British WAG), Gisele Bundchen, Adriana Lima and Elin Woods.

We're officially announcing this to put the world on notice for what we anticipate will be an international voting frenzy. If anyone steals our idea in the meantime, we will snap. Thank you.