"LOOK MA! I GOT THE GOLDEN EGG!"

You think West Virginia fans hated us before?

Well it's going to reach a whole new level after watching Bill Stewart dismantle their football program in just three games.

Not only did Dick Rod leave the program in the hands of a crazy old kook (did you see that halftime interview with Erin Andrews??), Mounty fans can blame Rod for being stuck with Stewart for six more years.

A.D. Ed Pastilong panicked and signed Stewart to a six-year deal AFTER getting waxed by East Carolina, 24-3, because of the way Rod and Beilein left WVU high and dry.

Who knows what Pastilong will do after watching Stewart botch the end of the Colorado game with worse time management than Ron Mott.

How about a 4-year extension?

Better lock this guy up before a school like Syracuse comes along and throws big money at him!

Note: Maybe that Fiesta Bowl win had a little more to do with Mike Barwis' speech than Bill Stewart's? Just a thought.