The Revelation

Jim and I were walking back from Joe's Pizza last night and decided that there is one absolute truth in this world:

We are the two funniest people on the planet.

That's right. We said it. You can't floss on our level.

When we are on a roll there's no stopping us. When you're thinking of something funny, we're taking that idea, flipping it, twerking it, flip mctwerking it, and handing it back to you three trillion times funnier.

So here it is. A challenge. To any two people that want to go toe to toe with us. If you're a real man/men, you'll take us up on this...but we doubt you will.