NBA All-Soft Team

As we were watching the NBA tonight, we realized there are a lot of cooters in the NBA. We decided to put together the best of the coots. We tried to pick players that actually get in the game as opposed to people like Darko because it's easy to be soft and not get playing time. You must have fooled some people if they actually let you in the game after you are still a cooter. Here is the team:


Point Guard: Casey Jacobson - What the fuck is on dude's face? 


Shooting Guard: Allan Houston - Pulling up, like always 


Shooting Forward: Jason Collins - Even Tayshaun couldn't resist punching him in the face 


Power forward: Michael Olowokandi - You're blocking the wrong side of the hoop, dog nuts 


Center: Yao Ming - The guy can't even take it up strong on the "Slug Man" - Shawn Kemp 

Head Coach: David Robinson

Also coot:
Marc Blount - more suited for the All-Apathetic Team
Reggie Miller - especially the leg kick he does for foul calls
Darko Milicic
Nikoli Tskitishvili
Mike Dunleavy - "The Quiet One"
Shawn Bradley
Marc Jackson - the 76ers center, not the guard
Adonal Foyle
Jason Kapono
Rasho Nesterovic