CARSON: DUDE, FIX YOUR FACE

You know what really chaps my ass? The fact that I got fired from NBC and Carson Daly still has a job, much less a show on the network.

Has anyone seen Last Call? I mean, this is supposed to be one of the show's highlights for crying out loud!

Shit's atrocious. And so is his face.

Obviously I don't want to make fun of him if he has a serious eating disorder, but it's never good when people are calling you "manorexic."