LES MILES IS A GORILLA

Will this soap opera ever end? The Detroit Free Press is reporting that - surprise! - Les Miles is still a candidate to replace Lloyd Carr. We're tired of discussing of this issue so we'll let Les bury himself with his Top 5 Moments of Douchery:

5. "I'LL PLAY ANY SUCKER IN THIS COUNTRY!"



Stop jockin' Bo's style, Les! Seriously, this is getting pathetic.

4. "LET 'ER RIP"



Gee, what a surprise Oklahoma State lost this game 52-9.

3. "HAVE A GREAT DAY"



What is this, some kind of cheap Elvis Presley impersonation? I wish we could cut down this clip down to the part where he just says, "Have a GREAT day" but YouTube has its limitations.

2. R-KANSAS?



How can we look Jim Harbaugh in the face when our coach can't even pronounce Arkansas? Bruce Madej is already dreading the Illinois game next year.

1. THE TIMEOUT



Yeah, just what Michigan needs. Another guy that doesn't know how to use a timeout. We'd venture to say even Willie Williams knows the clock stops on a change of possession. Well, maybe not.