No, not that crazy bitch.
This week's award goes to It from her show "I Love New York 2" - which has finally taught us where we can find love (the closest either of us ever came before was an orgy with a Mayari tribesman and Finnish dwarves).
During today's marathon on VH1, New York asks It if he's in love with her. A exchange for the ages ensues:
It: How would I know if I want to be with you for the rest of my life when I've only been with you for a week?
New York: The rest of them don't know that but they took a gamble, they took a shot at me.
It (in confessional): I can't say that I love you. We never ate chicken wings outside on the bench or french fries on a bench in the projects. Know what I'm saying?
Seriously, New York - no wonder you still haven't found love after 3 reality shows...
P.S. Where are the YouTube Gods when you need them?