12.01.2007

REALEST OF THE WEEK

No, not that crazy bitch.

This week's award goes to It from her show "I Love New York 2" - which has finally taught us where we can find love (the closest either of us ever came before was an orgy with a Mayari tribesman and Finnish dwarves).

During today's marathon on VH1, New York asks It if he's in love with her. A exchange for the ages ensues:

It: How would I know if I want to be with you for the rest of my life when I've only been with you for a week?

New York: The rest of them don't know that but they took a gamble, they took a shot at me.

It (in confessional): I can't say that I love you. We never ate chicken wings outside on the bench or french fries on a bench in the projects. Know what I'm saying?

Seriously, New York - no wonder you still haven't found love after 3 reality shows...

P.S. Where are the YouTube Gods when you need them?

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

What a couple of busters. I wish you guys were funny; I reall do, I mean I want you guys to be funny, but you aren't.

Do you guys have jobs? Girlfriends? Or do you just blog all the time?

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