You know how the movie studios jam the Oscar favorites down your throat this time of year to stay fresh in voters' minds?
Well that's about how we feel with the Realest of the Year honors when - in the course of 4 days - Plax caps himself, Starbury goes off on an incoherent rant and Sean Avery calls Elisha Cuthbert "sloppy seconds."
(Seriously, why won't major media outlets use the phrase? It took me over a minute to find what Avery finally said. The shame.)
And there's still 27 days left!
Pace yourselves, people!
Posted by The Realests at 10:13 PM