To all you dick riders out there: the movie is getting rave reviews already. Yeah, that's right. I said it. Warren Zide of American Pie fame told us he "loved the idea" of the movie over his Blackberry, and told us to send it to him. So now you haters gotta fuck with it because the flow is so tight. We have already written ourselves checks to cash when we hit it big, just like Jim Carrey. Except this check is for 3 trillion dollars. We are currently working on using the National Debt clock in Times Square to count our movie profits. The moral of this story is never to doubt us. Oh yeah, and we are collecting a list of all the haters so that we keep track of who's been down to ride since Day One. There will be no dick riders.