This Zinedine Zidane fiasco has provided so much good material we had to come up with a fresh angle to present all the information.

Introducing: The Zinedine Zidane Quiz:

1) What line did Marco Materazzi use to first insult Zidane, which you would more likely find in a rap song?
A. That's why I fucked your bitch you fat motherfucker!
B. You're whack, you're twisted, you're girl's a ho...
C. That one's not for a n***** like you...

2) Zidane grew up on the mean streats of Marseille in the infamous housing projects of...
A. Marcy
B. Quartiers Nord
C. Queensbridge
D. Cabrini-Green

3) According to a forensic lip reader, Materazzi called Zidane's mother a...
A. Smelly pirate hooker
B. Terrorist whore
C. Woman with a brain a third the size of us (also adding that "It's science...")

4) What was Materazzi's defense to calling Zidane a "dirty terrorist"?
A. Didn't know what the word terrorist meant
B. Said it as a compliment
C. Pretended he didn't understand Italian

5) According to The Realests, who is the dirtiest player in sports?
A. Reggie Evans
B. Danny Fortson
C. Bruce Bowen
D. Zinedine Zidane

1. C
2. B
3. B
4. A
5. A (the guy tried to rip Chris Kaman's balls off...)


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zima said...

are you sure materazzi didnt say

"You play fight night like varun... a little bitch."