Words can't describe how ugly things are in Syracuse right now for coach Greg Robinson.
But we'll let them try.
The Orange just lost their first two games - including the home opener to Akron - dropping G Rob's overall record to 7-30 overall in his 4th season. Next up: a nationally televised game against Penn State with former 'Cuse greats like Jim Brown and Art Monk in attendance for the world premiere of the much-hyped Ernie Davis movie, The Express.
While G Money ranked No. 3 on our 2007 list of worst football coaches, he is head and shoulders above everyone else this season (actually, Dave Wannstedt ain't that far behind). This guy makes Paul Pasqualoni look like Tom Landry.
The real losers in all this? Kittens. The Syracuse booster that threatened to kill a kitten for each day Robinson continued to be employed has kept his word. The body count will stand at 211 by the end of the day. There's even an unsubstationated rumor going around The Hill that G Rob woke up to a cat's head in his bed Sunday morning, Godfather-style.
'Cuse athletic director Daryl Gross has repeatedly stated he won't give in to terrorists threats, which is admirable.
But we here at The Realests pose this question: At what point does Gross look in the mirror and realize Robinson is the real killer for murdering the football program?
Pictured below: The late Mister Bojangles
Posted by The Realests at 10:05 AM