Thank you Reed Tucker of the New York Post for holding someone accountable for turning Jessica Alba into an albino in The Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer:

THERE'S only one thing worse than taking the hottest young actress in Hollywood and making her invisible. And that's giving her a terrible dye and makeup job...

... So why mess with perfection? Ironically, it's to appease comic book fans, who know Alba's character, Sue Storm, as a blond-haired, blue-eyed "Girl Next Door." It's the same reason Kate Bosworth had that mousy brunette dye job in "Superman Returns" - you don't want to annoy the core constituency, says Will Murakami, vice president of comics-store chain Mile High Comics.

We're going to go out on a limb here and say Will has never seen female genetalia.

And then we're gonna go further out on the limb by saying the number of dudes who want to see a hot Jessica Alba is greater than the number of hardcore Fantastic 4 fans (seriously, who had heard of this comic before the first movie?).

Alba Before

Alba After

Nice work, guys. IDIOT!!!!!

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