6.06.2006

NBA FINALS PREVIEW

When it comes down to it, there are only two things that make this NBA Finals interesting.

First, it's a second chance to catch Cybertoine's Shimmy. Like Detroit, we gave up on Game 6 of the Heat-Pistons series in the middle of the 4th quarter. So we didn't get a chance to see this live (below). We won't make that mistake again...



And of course the other reason we care is the Shaq-Dampier beef, which the media is trying its hardest to reignite. Shaq isn't biting, so we will instead have to settle for enjoying past Dampierisms. Let's start with the original:

"Damp is soft. Quote it, write it, tape it and send it to him. I tell you, there's nothing there."

Exhibit A:


Exhibit B:


Exhibit C:
Getting bent over by Amare Stoudemire...


Even Shaq can't bear to watch...

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