6.13.2006

POLO NIXES DUKE APPAREL DEAL

In the wake of J.J. Redick's DWI and the lacrosse team scandal, Polo has terminated its 7-year, $25 million contract with the Duke athletic department as the school's official off-the-field apparel.

A source close to the situation cited photos of Duke players Reade Seligmann and J.J. Redick sporting Polo at the time of their arrests, as well as a clause in the contract that prohibited Duke players from "defacing the horse."

Ralph Lauren declined comment, while Coach K was busy recruiting in Hell.

***For you morons out there, this is a joke****


Seligmann


Redick

5 comments:

Jamie Mottram said...

The last time I was down South was in/around Atlanta last year and every single white guy in his 20s was wearing a Polo shirt. It's truly amazing.

Amish said...

mr. irrelevant = perfect name for the author of that comment

Anonymous said...

how many white guys did you see in black mans paradise, the ATL

AwfulAnnouncing said...

I think the Popped Collar Polo disease is quickly spreading across the nation.

Anonymous said...

As an added twist, both of Ralph Lauren's children, David and Dylan, are Duke graduates. Perhaps Ralph is regretting sending them there now?