6.22.2006

U.S. OUSTED BY GHANARRHEANS

Now that we've had a day to let the U.S. soccer debacle set in, people are starting to act like the Ghanarrheans win wasn't that big a surprise. The British ESPN analyst, Tommy Smyth, went so far as to say the States did "O.K." in the World Cup.

Let me put it simply: Ghanarrheans should not be able to do ANYTHING better than we can. That goes for everything from soccer to tiddly winks.

Here's a quick overview of the West African country:

United States GDP, $12.3 Trillion
Expected Sales of "Frat Boy Missionaries", $3 Trillion
Ghana GDP, $54 Billion

1 comment:

Amish said...

Hahahahahahahahahaha

I just snorted water.