10TH ANNIVERSARY OF LOSING TO PENN STATE

Even without Mario Manningham, we should pound Penn State in the face. Playing in Happy Valley at night might be one of the toughest atmospheres in college football, but Joe Pa's offense is boring to tears and Anthony Morelli is about as sweet as chlamydia.

But we're a little paranoid about tomorrow's game for one reason alone: we can't beat Penn State forever.

Do you know the last time we lost to PSU? 1996. That's right, Nov. 16, 1996 (we've won 7 straight after not playing in 2003 or '04).

I know this is cliche, but this is just to give you an idea of how long it's been:

Super Bowl Champion: Dallas Cowboys

Sporting Event: Atlanta Olympics

Chad Henne's Age: 11 years old

Michigan Basketball Coach: Steve Fisher (lost in 1st Rd. of NCAA Tournament)

Picture of the Year: The English Patient

Newsmaker: Yasser Arafat

Historic Event: Dolly the Sheep cloned

Historic Event #2: Wrestlemania 12


Yasser can't believe it's already been 10 years...