12.10.2006

COLLEGE BASKETBALL ALL-NAME TEAM

After getting positive feedback on the College Football All-Name Team, we decided to scour through all 334 Division I hoops programs to find the best names in college basketball.

There were so few spots and so many deserving candidates that we were forced to compile a first, second and third team.

The findings might surprise you:

COLLEGE BASKETBALL ALL-NAME TEAMS

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FIRST TEAM

F - Octavius Spann (G'Town): Picked Hoyas for the great med school?
F - Fabio Nass (Miami FL): Baller slash model - not the other way around
C - Austen Powers (CS Northridge): Enter joke here about his mojo
G - DeWayne Reed (Auburn): "They call him The Pharmacist, folks!"
G - Tweety Carter (Baylor): Nicknamed for cries as a baby - not real

SECOND TEAM

F - McHugh Mattis (USF): Looks like this kid was ordered off a value menu
G - Parfait Bitee (Rhode Island): Imagine this kid serving you at Friendly's
G - Matt Coward (VCU): How did this kid survive childhood?
G - Mike Beers (Siena): Frat boys must love chanting his name at games
G - Shy Ely (E'ville): Brother: Shy-Quon; Sister: Shyra - enough already

THIRD TEAM

G - Athanassios Panagiotakopoulos (N. Colorado): This is just gibberish
G - Wink Adams (UNLV): Says in bio he's a Mama's boy - dog, we can tell
G - Woody Payne (Detroit): As if you didn't know, we are really immature
G - Richard Chaney (Troy): "Who wants to go hunting?.... Guys?"
G - Boo Ramsey (Troy): It would be a lot cooler if he was Boo Radley

Note: Special thanks to Isiah Thomas for helping us put the all-guard Third Team team together.

27 comments:

Anonymous said...

You HAVE to put God Shamgod on the list- he played at Providence in the mid 1990s

Anonymous said...

This are the best players on teams right NOW, stupid. This isn't a "best of all time" list.

Anonymous said...

This list is the shit.. I love DeWayne Reed... I get all my magnums from there.

Anonymous said...

Some names sound funny, others just are funny.
Some names are memorable and some you wish you'd just
never hear again. Year after year, names like gay teen blowjobs
God Shammgod,World B. Free, and Tommy Gunn provide conversation fodder
for basketball fans. this years list

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