REALEST OF THE WEEK: DWAYNE BOWE

We were on the fence about this one and real close to already handing it out to Pat Robertson after his doomsday predictions, but LSU receiver Dwayne Bowe made a very early statement for 2007 Realest of the Year last night.

If you didn't catch last night's Sugar Bowl (or just turned it off because Notre Dame was getting hammered), you missed Terry Bradshaw tell a beautiful love story.

Apparently, Bowe has played much better this year after getting corrective eye surgery.

Surely Bowe is full of shit, but Bowe told Bradshaw that the first thing he did when he opened his newly fixed eyes is dump his girlfriend. Of course, you can't blame him considering this is a picture of his old flame.

With stuff like that, guys like Chad Johnson, Joe Horn and T.O. better work on their material.