REALEST OF THE WEEK: EARL HEYMAN

There's nothing better than a botched cliche coming from a football player.

Like this quote from Louisville defensive lineman Earl Heyman on the departure of Bobby Petrino:

"I think it'll bring us extra-closer. We've faced diversity this whole season."

Oh, Earl. You just gotta shake your head at that one.

This program is already coming apart at the seams...