REALEST OF THE WEEK: VIVI THE DOG

Not sure if everyone had a chance to hear this story before the Westminster Dog Show, but apparently a former contestant named Vivi ran away at JFK Airport and has been missing a year.

But that's not what caught our attention. It was the owner's quotes in which she laments the missing dog that made our day.

First, Jil Walton said of her greyhound:

"If she'd been hit by a car or shot on the tarmac, at least we'd know what happened."

Gee lady, makes you wonder why she ran away.

And you can see why Vivi hasn't been found after listening to her breeder, Bo Bengston:

"She grew up around horses, so we thought she might've been around Aqueduct (race track). No luck."

How the hell would a dog know where to find a racetrack? Oh just forget it...