9.06.2007

GREATEST PORNO PARODIES OF ALL TIME

There's a lot of creative geniuses in porno films that for some reason or another couldn't hack it in Hollywood. You don't think it chaps their asses when they see studios greenlight "John Tucker Must Die" or "Who's Your Caddy"?

Well it's about time these filmmakers got some respect. Nowhere is their brilliance more evident than the titles of their movies, often rip-offs of box office hits.

As a tribute to their work, we present the Top 10 Porn Parodies of All Time.

Editor's Note: Sadly, Saving Ryan's Privates is not porn, it's a comedy. Otherwise it would certainly be on this list.

10. Starship Poopers
"That was the grossest thing I've ever heard in my life!"

9. Man on the Poon
No wonder he's smiling...

8.
Whore of the Worlds
Enter Paris Hilton joke here.

7.
The Bare Wench Project
"No map. No food. No clothes." Brilliant.

6.
The Blown Ranger
An old school classic.

5.
Saturday Night Beaver
How is the tagline not, "Catch the beaver..."?

4.
Edward Penishands
Tim Burton is really kicking himself for not thinking of this.

3.
Robocock
Rattner's personal favorite.

2.
Drilling Miss Daisy
Let's hope they picked a younger actress to play Miss Daisy.

1.
Honey, I Blew Everybody
Wow. You just can't compete with that.

3 comments:

Lee said...

I've always enjoyed "The Sperminator."

Arnold: "Eet's all OVAH you! Eet's supposed to be INSIDE uv you!"

Anonymous said...

Nothing beats:

"Don't tell mom the babysitter gave me head"

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