IS TOMMY AMAKER THE SECOND COMING?

We've got a feeling the Harvard basketball team is going to be the butt of many jokes this season. Call it a hunch.

GoCrimson.com is making The Michigan of the East an easier target with this Jesus-like photo of Tommy Amaker on its men's basketball page promoting Harvard's Coaches Clinic.

That's right, folks: For just $65 a person, you can learn the "Fist Defense" and the "Swirly Finger Offense" from the man himself! Hurry up and buy!

We're calling the Harvard Athletic Department first thing Monday to see if we can get a packaged deal for the clinic (Oct. 28) and Michigan game (Dec. 1). See you in Boston, fools.