KANYE VS. 50 VS.... HEIDI?

If Kanye sold 957,000 in his first week and 50 sold 691,000, let's put the over/under on Heidi Montag's new album at 1.2 million. You can double that figure if it includes a bonus DVD of her birthday bash (below).

We haven't seen lip-syncing this bad since, well, the VMAs. Gotta love Spencer Pratt "raising the roof" and trying to hype up Perez Hilton in the background to no avail, as Perez still gives the "puke" signal at the end.