THIS ISN'T MAGIC!

From the man that stood on a pillar, buried himself alive and almost drowned himself comes.... STAYING AWAKE FOR 13 DAYS!

Taking place in Central Park either this summer or fall, we can already picture it now: Blaine about to dose off with cameras all around him and Stu Scott screaming "Boo ya!" into his face. Actually, this could be sheer genius.

But let's just stop calling these things magic tricks and call them what they truly are: Desperate cries for attention. I mean how much sleep do you think bums get in Central Park during the winter time? I'd say not much.

Come on David. As 311 would say: All entertainers come original.