DON'T WORRY RICK: WE GOT YOUR BACK

We take back all the good things we've ever said about Shaq. If you didn't see the story in The Boston Globe, Shazam had this to say about playing with the Suns:

"I love playing for this coach and I love playing with these guys. We have professionals who know what to do. No one is asking me to play with Chris Quinn or Ricky Davis. I'm actually on a team again."

OK, we agree Quinn's a little shit (has anyone noticed the similarity between him and D.J. Qualls?)

But Ricky Buckets? THIS Ricky Davis?! Shaq: That guy's been like a brother to you!

This is in direct violation of Realest Ordinance Code 225.27: Never disrespect Ricky Davis.

We don't care if he has the worst career record for an NBA player in history (someone should really look this up, Ricky D has to be close). You can't balloon to 500 pounds, milk your injury to get traded and then turn around and blast your teammates.

As Bill Walton would say: Shaq's arrogance in an insult to people that think. And possibly even those that don't think.