ASHLEY DUPRE IS A HO... FO SHO

Just when we're about to give up reading the New York Post for the Daily Snooze, the Post drops this on us.

In short: "Girls Gone Wild" dirt bag Joe Francis offers Eliot Spitzer's prostitute Ashley Dupre $1 million to pose nude for his new mag, realizes he already has her on tape being a Spring Break slut four years ago and then slams her with this quote:

"I personally remember Ashley. She was really at her peak back then. I'm glad I got to her before Spitzer - she looked a lot better at 18."

We're nominating this story for a Pulitzer.