DICK ROD'S NEW YORK CITY MEET & GREET!

Boy, do we have a special treat for Wolverines living in New York City: a Rich Rodriguez meet and greet!

Date: Thursday, April 24
Location: Providence Restaurant
Details: $25 cover
Time: 6:00-8:00 PM
Activities:

- Pissing on the West Virginia flag!

- Hearing stories about Justin Boren being a huge vagina during practice!

- Prank calling Tyrelle Pryor's cell phone and pretending to be a confused Joe Paterno!

- Shotgunning Natty Lights with Dick Rod!

- Lamenting the fact even West Virginia girls are hotter than those at UM!

- Trashing Lloyd!........!!!!

- Perusing pictures of Team Blue's latest addition, Michelle, and talking about Rod's Asian fetish!

- Booking tickets for the 2008 Motor City Bowl!

Needless to say, it should be a blast. See everyone there!