THE ODYSSEY: WILLIE WILLIAMS REMIX

If you thought we'd forgotten about Willie Williams, you need to get your head examined.

In a perfect world Big Willie Style would be getting wined and dined by the hometown Miami Dolphins right now to go No. 1 overall in the NFL Draft (he was hardly the only bust in the Class of 2004, folks).

Well, it's a shit world - so instead Willie is on his fourth school in as many years.

That's right. So far Willie's already terrorized Miami, West Los Angeles Community College
and Louisville.

Just when you thought he'd hang up the cleats and head back to gangbangin' in MIA, we've received news he's headed for D-II Glenville State in Glenville, West Virginia.

The Pioneers are coming off a very average 6-5 season . But the dude from Step Up got a football scholarship there, so it must be decent (hey, that guy has moves...).

If you're planning to attend a home game in the fall, it's about an hour-and-a-half outside Charleston, right next to Stonewall Jackson Lake State Park - no joke.

Yep, that's "Squeal like a pig!!!!" country right there (then again, isn't everything in West Virginia?).